The alcohol and sex fuelled ramblings of an semi-sane, sometimes forgetful, permanent tourist.
Let me tell you a tale about my little adventure into the world of OnlyFans. You see, I’m an old cunt who’s had his fair share of craziness in the bars of Bangkok, Pattaya, and Angeles City. But it turns out, the real shocker wasn’t those wild nights; it was my brief rendezvous with OnlyFans. Yep, that’s right, strap in (or on?) for the ride.
Continue reading “O is for… I tried OnlyFans and now I feel dirty”
Ok so we’re up to the letter J
Basically, there are no interesting bars starting with J. Correct me in the comments if you are an internet troll. Go on. I dare you. We’ll be drinking in a bar starting with another letter next week!
Continue reading “J is for … Fuck all. Mini-reviews and apathy!”
I’ve been procrastinating for about a month about what to post for the letter H. Really, I don’t like any of the bars I’ve visited that start with H. But there are some that I probably should visit. Here’s a brief summary of the H’s as far as I know. Most of them are called Hollywood. And hey. What the fuck do I know?
Continue reading “H is for…. well… Hollywood and a bunch of other places”
So I really thought I was going to go with Dollhouse for this one. Dollhouse is a great place with some 9’s and mostly 7-8’s just doing their thing with some spectacular floor shows. After a visit last week I decide I would have to change what I had for D and go with Dunk Shot
Crazy House is at the end of Soi Cowboy (Bangkok), and then just turn right. Go there… mmmkay? It’s fucking fantastic. It’s one of the only places I’ve seen a plethora of vagina in my face that’s not masked by shyness or a short pek-pek skirt.
Continue reading “C is for Crazy House – Soi Cowboy, Bangkok”
