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The alcohol and sex fuelled ramblings of an semi-sane, sometimes forgetful, permanent tourist.

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Posted on October 5, 2017October 9, 2017

Finger in the tea-towel holder

So I walked into a local bar with a good mate of mine. We’d been here a few times and there was a girl that worked here that was always a bit nicer than everyone else. She was not necessarily smoking hot, but nice enough to buy a few tequilas and chat to while I stared at the 50 or so other girls dancing in bikinis.

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Hi, I’m Mike X and I’m a semi-permanent resident of a few cities in South East Asia where a normal Tuesday night would include beer, loud music and scantily clad ladies. Sex, drugs and rock n roll, along with a Tuk Tuk and the occasional Balut.

I have early onset Alzheimer’s so I’m trying to document a part of my life that I’ve enjoyed: travelling, drinking in bars and watching girls swaying in the breeze in shitty gogo bars around Asia. Maybe in the future, when I’m having a bad day I’ll be able to look back at these and think to myself: “wow, wouldn’t it be great to go there!”

Names have been changed to protect the innocent, along with the very guilty.

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