Pulled into Nazareth, was feeling about half-past dead. I just needed some place where I could get my dick sucked. Luckily it wasn’t Nazareth, it was Bangkok. And they know how to Bang Cock in Bangkok. [ed: sorry for the bad dad joke, but I kinda chortled a bit when I read that].
Finger in the tea-towel holder
So I walked into a local bar with a good mate of mine. We’d been here a few times and there was a girl that worked here that was always a bit nicer than everyone else. She was not necessarily smoking hot, but nice enough to buy a few tequilas and chat to while I stared at the 50 or so other girls dancing in bikinis.