The alcohol and sex fuelled ramblings of an semi-sane, sometimes forgetful, permanent tourist.
Let me tell you a tale about my little adventure into the world of OnlyFans. You see, I’m an old cunt who’s had his fair share of craziness in the bars of Bangkok, Pattaya, and Angeles City. But it turns out, the real shocker wasn’t those wild nights; it was my brief rendezvous with OnlyFans. Yep, that’s right, strap in (or on?) for the ride.
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Now, let me paint you a picture. Midnight Rodeo is a bar that oozes with character. Nestled in the heart of Angeles City, it’s a place where locals and expats come together to let loose and enjoy some good ol’ rock ‘n’ roll. This joint has become my go-to spot whenever I’ve had one too many drinks or when I’m up for some rowdy fun with a newly acquired date.
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Before I start banging on about Kokomo’s, I wanted to say sorry. Sorry I’ve let my writing down a bit. I mean it’s not like I’m George R R Martin and it’s not like you’re waiting for the next instalment of Tyrion bringing a honeycomb and a jackass to a whore house. Thanks to those that have been hassling me to write more.
I booked for 30 minutes but only lasted 12 minutes.
After my last attempt to find a great bar starting with J with only apathy and disappointment as a result, I had a three-month hiatus where I couldn’t possibly commit my words to paper (or WordPress).
During this time I made a very short stop in the land of the rising sun.
Well. Fuck. Me.
Continue reading “J is for… JAPAN (Part 1: Tobita Shinchi – 飛田新地）”