The alcohol and sex fuelled ramblings of an semi-sane, sometimes forgetful, permanent tourist.
Let me tell you a tale about my little adventure into the world of OnlyFans. You see, I’m an old cunt who’s had his fair share of craziness in the bars of Bangkok, Pattaya, and Angeles City. But it turns out, the real shocker wasn’t those wild nights; it was my brief rendezvous with OnlyFans. Yep, that’s right, strap in (or on?) for the ride.
Continue reading “O is for… I tried OnlyFans and now I feel dirty”
So… it’s been a while and I just thought I’d let you know what’s going on. Obviously, travel has been severely restricted and even locally we’ve been locked down to the point of insanity. My fingers, toes and balls are crossed that it will open up soon.
Continue reading “Fucking Covid”
I gotta be honest with you. Three of my favourite bars are called Angelwitch. I first encountered the Angelwitch in Angeles City near Walking St. Not entirely sure what to think of it, my friend – an avid homosexual Elvis enthusiast – decided it was worth paying the DJ four thousand pesos to get on stage and mime to Heartbreak Hotel. It was that moment I fell in love… with the girl in the red bikini and the glasses (did I mention I love girls in glasses?).
Ok so we’re up to the letter J
Basically, there are no interesting bars starting with J. Correct me in the comments if you are an internet troll. Go on. I dare you. We’ll be drinking in a bar starting with another letter next week!
Continue reading “J is for … Fuck all. Mini-reviews and apathy!”
Crazy House is at the end of Soi Cowboy (Bangkok), and then just turn right. Go there… mmmkay? It’s fucking fantastic. It’s one of the only places I’ve seen a plethora of vagina in my face that’s not masked by shyness or a short pek-pek skirt.
Continue reading “C is for Crazy House – Soi Cowboy, Bangkok”